I'll Cut You: A History of the Spiff was a historical text about the history of the Order of the Spiff Lords written by Jebi master Count Dubious. As he was also the Spiff Lord Dharth Bolshevik at the time, he no doubt altered the Spiff's history to better reflect their distorted perception of themselves.
While acquiring the plans for the Doom Ball on Croissant, Sprint Render inquired about the book at the Croissant Library, hoping to gather insight into the enemy, but was rudely told that it was not in the library records, and therefore did not exist.
Behind the Scenes[]
The book was originally only needed as a setup for Locusta's "If it is not in our records..." line. Matt wanted to throw in a reference to Count Dubious, who had been absent for several movies. The book's title, "I'll Cut You", was in reference to a line spoken by Count Dubious/Dharth Bolshevik to Dharth Tyrannical-Fascist just before their duel on Taboo in the Dubious Maneuver.