- "Hokey religions and ancient fantasies will never, ever, lead me to believe that there's some kind of all powerful..."
- ―Duet, interrupted by Guy-Gone Weird[src]
Shawn Duet was a smuggler and captain of the Eon Vulture. He was business partners with his Wookittiee co-pilot, Mobacca and sometimes partnered with his smuggler friend Sprint Render. Relatively unsuccessful, he found himself owing money to numerous parties and eventually was listed for several bounties. A run in with Disco Fett led to his entanglement in a Spiff plot to destroy two Expendable Jebi, Guy-Gone Weird and Only-One Cannotbe, whom he has agreed to ferry.
With the destruction of his ship by Guy-Gone, he was left stranded on the planet Taboo. He eventually escaped off-world and made his way to Twilight Station, where he ran into Guy-Gone and his comrades. He joined their mission, demanding that he wouldn't leave until he was reimbursed for the Eon Vulture.
Biography
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Early Life
Smuggler
The Eon Vulture
Criminal Years
To be revealed in Spoof Wars Origins: Duet!
Incident with Suckuss
To be revealed in Spoof Wars Origins: Duet!
Cloaking Mishap
To be revealed in Spoof Wars Origins: Duet!
Other Adventures
At some point in his early smuggling career, Duet had a run-in with bounty hunter Rhast, possibly trying to collect on one of his bounties. At another point, he happened to be on the planet Blogden at the same time as Guy-Gone Weird and Only-One Cannotbe, and even unknowingly offered some advice to them while they were investigating a murderer.
Ferrying Jebi
Skirmish over Daftooine
Crashed
Escape from the Spiff
Change of Plans
Encounter on Taboo
Stranded
Escape from Taboo
To be revealed in Return of the Smuggler!
Hunt for Rhast
To be revealed in Return of the Smuggler!
Stay at Twilight Station
To be revealed in Return of the Smuggler!
Joining the Quest
To be revealed in Return of the Smuggler!
Escape from Twilight Station
To be revealed in Return of the Smuggler!
Skirmish over Geneosmosis
To be revealed in Return of the Smuggler and Dark Equilibrium!
Battle on the Surface
To be revealed in Dark Equilibrium!
Running the Spiff Blockade
To be revealed in Dark Equilibrium!
Reward
To be revealed in Dark Equilibrium!
Personality & Traits
Talents & Abilities
Weapons
Shawn Duet's first gun
Shawn Duet's second gun
Outfits
Smuggler Outfit
Duet wore a simple white shirt and black pants with his signature black vest.
Duet's costume is obviously reminiscent of Han Solo's outfit. While the shirt and pants have changed over the years, the vest is still the same. In fact, the vest is actually worn inside out, as the outside is actually a tan-brown, which can be glimpsed on the inside in some shots.
Duet's Ships
The Eon Vulture
- Main article: Eon Vulture
Romances
Mayonnaise
Alternate Timeline
- Main article: Alternate Timeline
Behind the Scenes
Shawn Duet was played by Jonathan Consiglio. He is a parody of Han Solo, and to a lesser extent, Lando Calrissian. In the Tales of the Jebi films, Duet is aware to some degree that he is in a film, as he breaks the fourth wall several times. His costume was updated for Return of the Smuggler. Many of Duet's best lines and moments were made up on the spot or in production by Jonathan himself.
Duet has appeared in every Spoof Wars installment, except Typhon (though the short film was originally intended to be centered around his character).